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Loneliness is not being alone, but with someone yet feeling thousand mile apart
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中国几年来技术突飞猛进，是第一个成功在三四千米以下开采干热岩的国家，最近又钻致一万多米深，可是结果却大出意外，多国私底下向中国打听到底钻到什么，中国却守口如瓶 。

上次Obama去中国，他也趁机打听此事，中方没有说什么只往他家下塌的饭店送去一个麻球。可是这麻球太香,  让他丈母娘偷偷一口吞了，Obama一口气追问，吃了什么，什么味道，里面什么模样？她一个都说不上来，就说好，好吃！

这次床爷去了想把麻球装在nuclear case 里带回来，结果被保安看见，按人民会堂规定，食物不许带出去，保安与拎箱子的打了起来。麻球落地出一小口，小口里冒出一股热气。床爷命令他suck it ，他烫了舌头。床爷又问什么味道？答"steaming hot and superbly sweet" ,  床爷自语道：holly mother, I knew it, we men all know it. When we drill  deeeep ...

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