除了信口胡扯之外，发现8黑同学的叙事能力很令人担忧。以今晚为例：2黑抽风，从韩国店拎回来一袋小章鱼。我对这种长相违反常规的东西从来都是敬而远之，在冰箱里放了两天。今天总算抽出空来，上网乱找了一气方子，开整。
方子是干烧小章鱼，我却整出了一锅糊糊。扔一个给8黑，他死活不从。一碗面吃了半碗之后，他决定make a deal: I’ll eat this octopus, and end this dinner.
我寻思半秒，颌首赞同。
他举筷，入嘴，皱眉，再展颜，连称牙米。我刚放松警惕，一转头，他人不见了。叫了两声，说在peepee。出来时口中无物，问鱼呢？吃了。
不可能。
。。。。you wanna hear the truth?
Yes——配以怒目。
I put it in the garbage can.
在哪？我认下真来，去垃圾桶内乱翻。
在这，在那，在底下，在纸里。
我正色道：到底在哪？我会把整个垃圾桶倒下来看所有的东西——
他犹豫道：you wanna hear the truth?
按捺住想猛pia他一顿的念头，再道：yes.
I flushed it, in the toilet.
除了叫他写认罪书，我简直再也没招了。
于是他有如下供书，点醒两三次，怎么也写不到重点 。
It was dinner time.
I stared at my food.
I couldn’t eat.
So I talked.
After five minutes, I ran out of things to say.
So I ate!
I ate the spicy noodles.
I talked again.
Then ate my oight-o-pose.
I went to the bathroom.
So I wrapped my octopus in paper and flushed it.
I learned that I will have to stop lying for people to listen to me.
Where: bathromm at house/ apartment.
Date: 10/28/2010
Where: I tricked my mom about the garbage can. It was in the toilet.
The Lies I made all had valuable lessons. The most important one is: Do not do it again. But I keep doing it. I want to stop myself NOW!
宣布我已经认真地开始考虑关于1 day experiment of “we will treat everything you said as a lie”。
我到底还能有什么招。。。。。。。。。。。。。>_
