预料中的意外

为了赶进度,前几天我们忙着伏案工作,与我年龄相仿的同事们纷纷诉苦,说眼睛受不了。我是唯一感觉不到眼睛劳累的,并且对他们不予同情,为此遭到强烈“抗议”。不是我不理解,我毫无保留地把养护眼睛的招式传给他们,他们玩两天就歇了,那就怨不得我了。

今天去续驾照,测了視力。落座一会儿,办证人把我叫过去,纠正错误。
“你开车戴眼镜吗?”
我赶紧回话,“戴,每次都戴。”我心想,我若不戴眼镜开车,被逮着没人帮我付罚款呐。
“你視力测验合格,今后开车时可以不戴眼镜了,你的行车限制条件取消。”
“真的吗?太好了。谢谢。”

不知为何,一下想起陈佩斯和朱时茂演的一个小品。数九寒天,朱时茂演的导演穿着羽绒服,陈佩斯穿一件单薄的小褂子。陈扮演的农民卖粮归来,边擦着汗边说,“乡亲们呐,我王老五一辈子也没见过这么多的钱呐。”

因为視力的改善,而想起这个小品,这是什么逻辑?

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