超极八卦：他们拜错了女神

这年头，美国社会严重分裂，连拜神都分两边站。

左派的女神,黑富美的歌星，是Beyonce碧昂丝。这还算靠谱，这位女神举着女权和平权的旗帜。

右派拜在白富美的泰乐斯卫弗特Taylor Swift脚下，把她当作Aryan Goddess，白人至上的偶像。这纯属意淫，斯女神向来闭口不谈政治。

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有Alt～ right极右派写手在网上散布谣言，说斯是个隐藏的纳粹分子，等川普让美国回归白人后，她才会出来公开引领Aryan欧裔白人。斯女神的律师出来避谣，偏执狂们坚决不信。他们的梦中情人没说挺希拉利也没说反川，就被认作是隐秘纳粹的证据。

那位白人至上网络写手还说要把女神嫁给川普的儿子，难怪川普说白人至上组织里有好人。

上周末斯女神终于打破沉默，号召她的1亿多粉丝去注册投票。女神告诉信徒们，她支持田纳西州的两个民主党人，明确反对共和党的Marsha Blackburn。

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I’m writing this post about the upcoming midterm elections on November 6th, in which I’ll be voting in the state of Tennessee. In the past I’ve been reluctant to publicly voice my political opinions, but due to several events in my life and in the world in the past two years, I feel very differently about that now. I always have and always will cast my vote based on which candidate will protect and fight for the human rights I believe we all deserve in this country. I believe in the fight for LGBTQ rights, and that any form of discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender is WRONG. I believe that the systemic racism we still see in this country towards people of color is terrifying, sickening and prevalent. I cannot vote for someone who will not be willing to fight for dignity for ALL Americans, no matter their skin color, gender or who they love. Running for Senate in the state of Tennessee is a woman named Marsha Blackburn. As much as I have in the past and would like to continue voting for women in office, I cannot support Marsha Blackburn. Her voting record in Congress appalls and terrifies me. She voted against equal pay for women. She voted against the Reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act, which attempts to protect women from domestic violence, stalking, and date rape. She believes businesses have a right to refuse service to gay couples. She also believes they should not have the right to marry. These are not MY Tennessee values. I will be voting for Phil Bredesen for Senate and Jim Cooper for House of Representatives. Please, please educate yourself on the candidates running in your state and vote based on who most closely represents your values. For a lot of us, we may never find a candidate or party with whom we agree 100% on every issue, but we have to vote anyway. So many intelligent, thoughtful, self-possessed people have turned 18 in the past two years and now have the right and privilege to make their vote count. But first you need to register, which is quick and easy to do. October 9th is the LAST DAY to register to vote in the state of TN. Go to vote.org and you can find all the info. Happy Voting! ????????????

A post shared by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Oct 7, 2018 at 4:33pm PDT

 

 

Blackburn是现任参议员，有川普站台支持。泰乐斯女神挺民主党是有风险的。田纳西是乡村音乐的大本营，非常保守的深红色州。曾经有个女子组合Dixie chicks，因公开反对小布什总统的伊拉克战争而遭乡村音乐界齐力冷冻，再也翻不得身。斯女神明言支持蓝党也可能失去不少粉丝。

斯女神说她很想投票支持女人参政，但Blackburn的投票纪录让她胆寒。女神明确要求尊重所有美国人的尊严，无论肤色，性别和性取向。

老川总捅不高兴了，表示对泰乐歌曲喜爱减少了25%。然后宣召女神的冤家对头，rapper男神西哥Kanye West进白宫。

 

西哥是个不稳定的天才。2009年VMA颁奖仪式中，泰乐的you belong with me获奖。泰乐西哥冲上台从她手中抢过麦克风，说这奖应该颁发Beyonce碧女神。那年泰乐小妹才19岁，下去大哭了一场。西哥闹得碧女神也很无趣，她本来就无需西哥打抱不平。碧女神得了最佳奖，还邀泰乐上台发言。

为这事西哥道歉又收回，反复多次。

此事基本平息之后，西哥又以艺术的名义对斯女神开黄腔，他的2016音乐视频中有一个斯女神的赤身裸体塑胶模特。“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/Why? I made that bitch famous/Goddamn, I made that bitch famous.” 这段歌词不符合淑女标准就不写中文了。

西哥大闹颁奖仪式前前泰乐小妹己很出名，这段歌词为闹剧洗白给西哥自己脸上帖金，更让斯女神愤怒。此时的斯女神已不是只会哭鼻子的小姑娘了，她的Grammy 获奖感言“As the first woman to win Album of the Year at the Grammys twice, I want to say to all the young women out there: there are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame.” 没点名的批评了男神。

斯女神去年歌集中那首Look What You Made Me Do说的是谁，很多人都知道。

“I don’t like your little games/ I don’t like your tilted stage,” Swift viciously sings. “The role you made me play: of the fool/ No, I don’t like you.”  不喜欢你的小把戏。。

“The world moves on / Another day another drama, drama / But not for me, Not for me / All I think about is karma.” 。。。Karma 报应。

 

如果当年大闹颁奖仪式是喝醉了酒，今年西哥在电视采访中前言不搭后语更象吃错了药。带着MAGA帽子已不被人待见，他说“400年奴隶史是自我选择”进一步激怒了黑人社区。过后西哥只好道歉说用词不当。

稳定的天才总捅和不稳定的天才歌手明天在白宫会面，吃瓜群众都想知道他们会怎样联手敲打斯女神。

我的八卦基因很想知道新纳粹们对黑人歌手欺负他们的梦中情人有何敢想？

 

八卦完毕来学个英文词， oxymoron, 矛盾修饰法。

 

举个栗子：泰乐十四岁以乡村歌手出名，那时她的粉丝们自称SWIFTIES，都是和她一样清纯的少女们。长大后唱流行歌，转型性感的成熟形象。白人至上者把她供上神坛，这些信徒就成为是alt～ right SWIFTIES, 矛盾不？

 

侃爷和川爷的峰会！

侃爷：带上MAGA帽就成了Superman.

川爷：That's really something!